Lists

There are a lot of lists out there, like “Things to do on Saturday” (clean your room, go to Costco, get a haircut), “Things that shouldn’t be in refrigerators” (gasoline, children, owls), etc. But half the fun is thinking up the title of the list, so here’s my list of lists.

Things the middle finger could mean on another planet

Names for a store selling teenage clothing and dairy products

Ways to propose without using the letter “e”

Ways people will be removing hair in the future

Fake dinosaurs

Imagined deaths by dinosaur

Gift ideas for dinosaurs

Fake European languages

Things to put under an airplane seat

Ways to trick children into thinking bread is made of poop

Better responses to sneezes

Things that have the same consistency as clay

Titles of bad poems